Nursery Rhyme Parodies

Nursery Rhyme Parodies


 Humpty Dumpty


Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the insurers were wary and wan.

And wouldn’t pay out.

He had no harness on.


Little Boy Blue


Little Boy Blue.

Don’t blow on your horn.

The sheep in the meadow,

The cows in the corn

Don’t like noise pollution.

They scarpered at speed.

Now there’s none left to mind.

A new job’s what you need.





Baa Baa Black Sheep


Baa baa, black sheep.

Have you any wool?

Yes Sir. Yes Sir.

Three bags full.

Please indicate

How you’d like to pay.

Paypal is best,

But a cheque’s okay.



Georgie Porgie


Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

Now the mystery starts to unravel.

He’d changed his name to Jimmy Saville.



©Ruth Twyman Lockyer January 2014




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