Have I paid you yet?

Have I paid you yet? I can’t remember,
Did I put my name down, I can’t remember.
Yes, you’ve paid and yes you’ve put your name down.
I’m so sorry I can’t remember, I am a nuisance aren’t I?
I’ve got such a bad memory. Have I paid you yet?

Oh! I do like it here, it’s so convenient
We can walk to the shops. The bus and train are close by
Oh! I do like it here. The park is at the bottom of the
garden it’s so pretty. I do beg your pardon, I didn’t hurt
you did I? Oh! I do like it here. It’s so convenient.

My telly doesn’t work, why doesn’t my telly work?
The amount that I have to pay for my licence,
Is a disgrace, they should fix it for me.
Can you mend it for me? I don’t know how.
My telly doesn’t work. why doesn’t my telly work?

I’ve had six children you know, Well I’ve had seven.
Mine are all over the world and doing well.
A few come to visit me in their people carriers
With my grandchildren and great grandchildren.
I’ve had six children you know. Well I’ve had seven.

That’s my chair you’re sitting on, I always sit there.
I like to look out at the garden and watch all the people
walking by in the park. How lovely it looks
In the summer with all the different colours and shapes.
That’s my chair you’re sitting on. I always sit there.